My own best friend Chicago (Musical)

My own best friend Chicago (Musical)
And now, Miss Roxie Hart and Miss Velma Kelly sing a song of unrelenting determination and unmitigated ego.

One thing I know – One thing I know
And I’ve always known – And I’ve always known
I am my own – I am my own
Best friend

Baby’s alive – Baby’s alive
But baby’s alone – But baby’s alone
And baby’s her own – And baby’s her own
Best friend

Many’s the guy
Who told me he cares
But they were scratchin’ my back
‘Cause I was scratchin’ theirs

And trusting to luck – And trusting to luck
That’s only for fools – Only for fools
I play in a game – I play in a game
Where I make the rules
And rule number one
From here to the end
Is ‘I am my own best friend’

Three musketees
Who never say die
Are standing here this minute

Me – Me
Myself – Myself
And I! -And I!

If life is a school
I’ll pass every test
If life is a game
I’ll play it the best
‘Cause I won’t give in
and I’ll never bend
and I am my own best friend!

Crackin’ up Caesars Palace

Crackin’ up Caesars Palace
Oh girl, You pick me up
when I´m down
You take me to the top
When you´re around

And I don´t think about the hard times
but of you…

And I ain´t crackin up
When I´m with you
And I ain´t fallin up
When I´m with you

So simple in my world
Like it should
When I´m with you, sweet girl
I feel good

And I don´t think about the hard times
but of you…

And I ain´t crackin up
When I´m with you
And I ain´t fallin up
When I´m with you

Oh girl, You pick me up
when I´m down
You take me to the top
When you´re around

And I don´t think about the hard times
but of you…

And I ain´t crackin up
When I´m with you
And I ain´t fallin up
When I´m with you

And I ain´t crackin up
When I´m with you
And I ain´t fallin up
When I´m with you

piosenki I gun for you Caesars Palace

piosenki I gun for you Caesars Palace
You know you space me out
And you mess me up
And I checked you out
So won’t you step right up
You know you space out
And you mess me up
And you round me down
So wont you step right up
Wont you cool me out ,
cus I gun for you

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Don’t you know I gun for you
Tell you that I gun for you
Don’t you know I gun for you
Tell you that I gun for you

you know you come around
and you walk right in
you know you burn me up
and then you cool me out
well you walk right in and you shoot me down
and you burn me up
so won’t you step right in, won’t you cool me out
cus i gun for you

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you know you wind me up
and you reel me in
oh girl you spin me round
and then you set me off
you know you wind me up and you reel me in
oh girl you spin me round
so won’t you step right up and won’t you cool me off
cus i gun for you

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Freak flag (All of it) Caesars Palace

Freak flag (All of it) Caesars Palace
I’m gonna let my freak flag fly
I’ve been a fool a lifetime
But today I’ll be the king
I’m gonna let my freak flag fly
Waving high up in the air
For everyone to see

I’m the best thing that you ever had
How could you let me go?
How could you let me walk away?
When the only one i ever
really care about is you
I don’t care what the people say

I’m gonna let my freak flag fly
I’ve been a fool a lifetime
But today I’ll be the king
I’m gonna let my fread flag fly
Waving high up in the air
For everyone to see

Noone takes me seriously
Because I’m such a fool
And everybody knows it’s true
But everything I’ve ever done
I’ve done because of you
Yeah this is what I have to do

I let my freak flag fly

Where did it all go wrong?
And why d’you keep pretending when you knew it all along?

Now the people that I used to know
All laugh behind my back
They think that it’s some kind of joke
And everybody stares at me
Like it’s some crazy act
But today I’m gonna let them know

I let my freak flag fly
I let my freak flag fly
I let my freak flag fly

Kick you out Caesars Palace

Kick you out Caesars Palace
I am what I am
in the back and beyond
A man with a fork in the world of soup
maybe all this time you’ve take me for a fool
But now I know what I have to do

Gonna kick you out and let the sun shine in
Kick you out, let the sun shine in
Gonna kick you out and let the sun shine in
Kick you out, let the sun shine in

Not long ago I was a blue-eyed fool
Not long ago I was in love with you
But you’ve been fucking around to the danger point
But now I know what I’m gonna have to do

Gonna kick you out and let the sun shine in
Kick you out, let the sun shine in
Gonna kick you out and let the sun shine in
Kick you out, let the sun shine in

I am what I am
in the back and beyond
A man with a fork in the world of soup
all this time you take me for a fool
But now I know what I have to do

Gonna kick you out and let the sun shine in
Kick you out, let the sun shine in
Gonna kick you out and let the sun shine in
Kick you out, let the sun shine in

Gonna kick you out and let the sun shine in
Kick you out, let the sun shine in
Gonna kick you out and let the sun shine in
Kick you out, let the sun shine in

Oh yeah Caesars Palace

Oh yeah Caesars Palace
I talk too loud, too much, too much.
And i stay up all night and i sleep all day.
I like to dress up nice in rubber tights, baby,
you stand and stare when i walk by.

If you don’t like what i do,
well that’s just fine ‘cuz it’s not for you.
You don’t wanna hear what i say.
I’ll keep on …. it anyway.

I sell my soul to steal it back.
’cause the rules that you made they’re not for me.
And you never understand what i’m about.
‘cuz i don’t twize and i don’t look back, yeah.

If you don’t like what i do,
well that’s just fine ‘cuz it’s not for you.
You don’t wanna hear what i say.
I’ll keep on …. it anyway.

If you don’t like what i do,
well that’s just fine ‘cuz it’s not for you.
You don’t wanna hear what i say.
I’ll keep on …. it anyway.

If you don’t like what i do,
well that’s just fine ‘cuz it’s not for you.
You don’t wanna hear what i say.
I’ll keep on …. it anyway.

Perfect match Caesars Palace

Perfect match Caesars Palace
In another dimension,
in another existence,
some other person
who is totally different

This might just work out fine
It might work out between you and me
We might be lovers there
We might just be a perfect match

In another dimension,
in another existence,
some other person
who is totally different

This might just work out fine
It might work out between you and me
We might be lovers there
We might just be a perfect match

Let’s go parking baby Caesars Palace

Let’s go parking baby Caesars Palace
I know i’m out of line
are we out of touch
but this is all too much

you’re such a groovy girl
i love to strap her on
when i’m really gone

let’s go parking baby
stay out all night
you and me together
2 wrongs don’t make a right
sweetest punks you’ve ever seen

you’re such a crazy girl
she doesn’t make no sense
it doesn’t bother me

she always throws me out
she always makes a scene
she’s just the sweetest thing

let’s go parking baby
stay out all night
you and me together
2 wrongs don’t make a right
your black hair is so obsecene
my heart aches at what a state i’m in

Over fore it started Caesars Palace

Over fore it started Caesars Palace
The summer’s here but I’m just sitting in my room
I sit and wonder If you think of me as I think of you
I’m lost without you, don’t know what I’m gonna do

When I had you, well I never realized
Now I blew it, I’ll never get another chance
Now the summer’s here and you’re with somebody else

Now that you’re gone I don’t know if I can carry on
I’m sorry ’bout the things that I’ve done
I know that it was over ‘fore it started

I have your number but I haven’t the guts to call
I know it’s up to me but I just stare at the wall
I know it’s useless, I should just forget it all

When I was with you I never took it seriously
When you told me you had it and that you would leave
I said: well baby, just go I’m better of alone

Now that you’re gone I don’t know if I can carry on
I’m sorry ’bout the things that I’ve done
I know that it was over ‘fore it started

The summer’s here but I’m just sitting in my room
I sit and wonder If you think of me as I think of you
I’m lost without you, don’t know what I’m gonna do

Now that you’re gone I don’t know if I can carry on
I’m sorry ’bout the things that I’ve done
I know that it was over ‘fore it started

Now that you’re gone I don’t know if I can carry on
I’m sorry ’bout the things that I’ve done
I know that it was over ‘fore it started
over ‘fore it started
over ‘fore it started

Jerk it out Caesars Palace

Jerk it out Caesars Palace
Wind me up, put me down, start me of and watch me go.
I’ll be running circles around you sooner then you know.
A little of center and I’m out of tune.
Just kickin this can along the avenue, but I’m alright.

Cause it’s easy once you know how it’s done,
and you can’t stop now it’s already begun,
you feel it running through your bones.
Then you jerk it out… when you jerk it out

Shut up, hush him now,
can’t you hear you talk to loud.
no I can’t hear nothing cause I got my head up in the clouds
I’ll bite of anything that I can chew
I’m chasing cars up and down the avenue
but that’s OK

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**long mid-play**

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